2,000 dollar bird warmer.
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This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
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3 ways to win a ladies heart
1. Make her food
2. Make her cum
3. Let her nap
#3 is important.
Napping is good
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BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG
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